TortureVision Presents: Low Score

Transformers The Game (2007) PS2

After a LONG absence we've returned to promote our latest appearance on the Soiled Restroom Cinema podcast. Hear our disc...

Mohawk & Headphone Jack (1995) SNES

2:32 PM

When rock and roll pushes the boundaries of bad taste, you get Mohawk and Headphone Jack, a game that's guaranteed to make ...

TMNT: The Legend Returns (Unlicensed Hack) Sega Genesis

4:28 PM

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles go on a vacation to Russia and it becomes the adventure of a lifetime!

Toilet Kids (1992) PC Engine

9:19 AM

Everybody poops, but not everyone knows how to use the toilet, so the Japanese created this educational shoot-em-up to teach childr...

Bloody Wolf (1990) TurboGrafx-16

9:40 AM

War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing... aside from lots of things like high class entertainment! ;) Today we played Bloody ...

Weird, Crazy, Overpriced Nintendo eBay

9:34 AM

In preparation for Xmas, I've scoured eBay for the most INSANE (Nintendo related) auctions. Watch this video in order to stream...

The Grinch (2000) Game Boy Color

4:29 PM

Today we take a look at The Grinch video game (after having suffered through the live-action movie). To hear our discussion of the ...

The Wizard of Oz (1993) SNES

10:48 AM

The land of Oz gets a 16-bit make-over that holds up about as well as a soaking wet witch. It's a flying monkey turd that's...

Animal Planet Vet Life (2009) Wii

10:45 AM

Sick animals + motion controls = fun??? No, more like $1 + shovelware = wasted time. Today, we play one of the most forgettable tit...

Mapno 3 Bokpyr Cbeta (Unlicensed Hack) Sega

8:17 AM

Today we're playing yet another unauthorized, underground video game. It's Mario... sort of... floating through bricks and ...

Akiba's Trip Undead and Undressed (2013) PS4

3:24 PM

What's the best way to destroy a vampire? Well this game suggests stripping them nude in order to expose them to the sunlight! ...

Senran Kagura Estival Versus (2015) PS4

12:03 PM

Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs... and did we forget to mention boobs? This game is bombastically boobtastic! If you like boobs, you ...

The House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return (2008) Wii

6:23 AM

Published on Oct 20, 2016This week we returned to the Soiled Restroom Cinema podcast to discuss the Uwe Boll classic, House of the ...

Another World (1991) 3DO

3:31 PM

We wish Another World, also known as Out of This World, would've never interacted with our own. It was a bad time to be had for a...

Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed (2012) Wii U

3:28 PM

After some horrendous technical difficulties, Anthony and Branden face off against one another in the Sega-themed racing game, Sonic ...

Packy and Marlon (1995) SNES

7:34 PM

Packy and Marlon are elephants with diabetes, and they teach children how to manage the disease. Check our YouTube Channel every Fri...

The Adventures of the Gummi Bears (Unlicensed Hack) Sega Genesis

10:04 AM

Today we play an unlicensed game from Russia that's loosely based on Disney's Gummi Bears cartoon. Check our YouTube Channel ...

Fear Factor Unleashed (2004) Game Boy Advance

9:57 AM

The stunts on Fear Factor were designed and supervised by trained professionals... but the video game seems like it was made by compl...

Hang on (1985) and Enduro Racer (1986) Sega Master System

9:53 AM

In this "very special episode" we introduce our brand new series, Dumb Race 2000, where Branden and Anthony face off in a n...

Mario Kart (1992) SNES

9:48 AM

The epic battle between good and evil begins! Anthony VS Branden! Who will survive? Check our YouTube Channel every Friday for new ep...

Pipo Saru 2001 (2001) PS2

9:44 AM

Today we take a look at Pipo Saru 2001, a Japanese exclusive game from the popular Ape Escape series. Collecting dirty underpants has...

Alex Kidd in High-Tech World (1987) Sega Master System

9:41 AM

In our continued quest to play every Alex Kidd game ever made, we take a look at his low-tech adventures in "High-Tech World.&qu...

Duke Nukem 2 (1993) MS-DOS

9:38 AM

In the "near future" of 1998, earth is in danger and only Duke Nukem can save it! Check our YouTube Channel every Friday fo...

Gremlins Gizmo (2011) Wii

8:03 AM

Gremlins Gizmo is a poorly designed digital pet game that's overstuffed with mediocre mini-games. It stinks worse than a soaking ...

Silent Hill Shattered Memories (2009) Wii

9:06 AM

Check out our guest appearance on the Soiled Restroom Cinema podcast ( episode 126 )! We discussed the 2012 theatrical turd known as...

Pepsiman (1999) PS1

8:56 AM

Today we taste the flavor of fun known as Pepsiman, a Japanese exclusive PS1 game. Check back every Friday for new episodes!

Xena Warrior Princess (1999)

8:52 AM

Xena Warrior Princess was a television show that lasted for six seasons and had a total of 134 episodes. With popularity like that, s...

Access Branden: Ep 4: My Movie Collection

8:49 AM

This video highlights the entirety of Branden Haize's movie/TV show collection as of August 2016.

Jaws Unleashed (2006) PS2

9:20 AM

It's our 50th episode! We're gonna need a bigger run-time! Actually, 38 minutes is plenty to cover all the aspects of Jaws Un...

Zombie Army Trilogy (2015) PS4

7:21 PM

Today we play the highly-accurate "history lesson turned video game", Zombie Army Trilogy! Check back every Friday for new ...

Coca-Cola Kid (1994) Sega Game Gear

7:17 PM

Coca-Cola Kid is a Japanese exclusive Sega Game Gear title, released in 1994. Is it worth playing today? Probably not, but we gave it...

Illbleed (2001) Dreamcast

10:39 AM

Are you strong enough to survive Illbeed? You could win 100 million dollars! That's enough cash to buy 100 million Sega Dreamcast...

Toro (2015) Xbox One

10:31 AM

Grab your goofy cape and matador outfit- today we play Toro, a bullfighting simulator, on the Xbox One!

Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb (2003) Xbox

6:07 AM

Indy Jones, the original (boobless) tomb raider, is back for another action-packed adventure. This time he's in search of an Empe...

Sonic Jam 6 (Unlicensed Hack) Sega Genesis

10:31 AM

Today we take a look at the strange oddity known as Sonic Jam 6, an unlicensed Mario hack featuring Sonic the Hedgehog. BUY NOW CO...

Ghostbusters (1990) Sega Genesis

10:20 AM

Peter, Ray and Egon give Winston the pink slip (for no good reason) and set off on a brand new adventure! Will it be good or bad? Wel...

Cancelled 2012 Child's Play Game

9:34 AM

Today Branden talks about TikGames and their failed attempt to produce a Child's Play video game.

Jurassic Park Interactive (1994) 3DO

9:25 AM

Today we give our new 3DO a spin by playing Jurassic Park Interactive. It totally feels like you're experiencing the movie in rea...

Cancelled 1990 NES Hellraiser Game

10:12 AM

Today Branden talks about the gaming company Color Dreams and their failed attempt to produce a Hellraiser video game. Gorehoun...

Revolution X (1994) Sega Saturn

10:07 AM

The New Order Nation regime has outlawed rock music and kidnapped Aerosmith! It's up to YOU to topple this corrupt government and...

Moonwalker (1989) Sega Genesis

11:59 AM

When evil drug-lord Joe Pesci kidnaps a bunch of kids, it's up to Michael Jackson to save them all. Talk about jumping out of the...

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